Cloverfield is like…
Saturday, January 19th, 2008So, I saw cloverfield, a few minutes ago. It was a really nauseating experience, the handycam shots are really hard to stomach if you’re actually sitting close to the screen.
I did not exactly like it. In fact, I spent a good fifteen minutes with my friend Patrick trying to think of analogies to describe how bad this movie is. Here are some:
“Cloverfield is like hitting your head with a hammer for one hour and forty-five minutes for the sole reason that it feels really good when you stop.”
“Watching Cloverfield was like frying bacon in pan, shirtless, while getting scalded by the hot grease, but still going through with it until the bacon is cooked. Then you realize the bacon went bad a week ago.”
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